Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

thanks for asking...
Shut up.
If I were to give you this gift basket...
I now lay the following conundrum at your feet. Which size?
You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.
...here's my parents' number up in New Jersey.
By the way, my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.
There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.
Next to him, I'm one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes.
I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?
He's funny too.
Did you forget your key?
My leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.
I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.
Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist.
- Here, open it. - Oh.
He got lucky.
...who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.
What are you wearing?
- So? We're in a rock band. - No.