Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's one impressive man.
It's good to have you back, Stan.
DIE CANCER DIE!
Whew, that was close. Hand me the syringe of lard.
Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna tell me she isn't, a cheerleader.
You know what? Why don, I put on some Debbie Gibson...
Hayley, are you wearing makeup? You look like a whore.
So she's an actress. Attaboy!
Excellent.
Of course I'll like her. After all, she's your girlfriend.
Oh, Zack really kicked my ass at the gym today.
You brought fat into our house!
Oop! Time for my workout.
but our drama teacher finally got sober, thank God.
You apologize to your son.