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that if she bought a signed copy of his book,
- with these paper things? - Yes.
Absolutely not.
I will show you exactly how impotent I am.
O... okay, gr... great. There you go.
Nobody was talking about violence.
so I said sure, but I'm tired of being
but I can't keep doing that because it makes me look bad,
I get that there's value to spreading awareness
to recycled toilet paper and selling
- Okay, I'll do it. - Huh?
Heard that Amy came down pretty hard on you.
less water each week.
Of course not. Would it be our little secret?
I'm not kidding. You need to stop this
I'm just kidding. Not totally,
if you lost it all and it became physical?
a live reading of his book too?
we'll recruit employees from other stores,
Oh, no.
You can't sell your book in the store.
really going to ruin the planet?
- Yes... - What?
You're just the Bono of the store?
Yeah, but you're the manager. You can't let Glenn
Ha-ha, well, can't we all?
What? Oh, come on. Give me some credit.
it's perfect as is.
Would you care to join us?
"Jonah's a douche." Got it.
I would like to read to you from a book
Just... it's not too late. Please?
For your children. For your grandchildren.
but that can't just be all you do.
Race may have had a little to do with it.
Look, it's fine. It's just this one time.
is that we are not in control."
I don't know. Can we?
Oh, hey, guys! You remember Pastor Craig.
Burst my ball sack clean open.
New phone, jewelry, that fancy blender.
- Oh, hallelujah. - Don't worry.