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CHARLIE TRIED THE SAME TRICKS ON OUR BOYS AT KHE SANH,
OR MACARONI.
CONSIDER IT DONE. I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY.
I'M JUST SICK OF YOUR CONSTANT NEGATIVITY!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, HE'S OKAY WITH THE STOMACH,
SHE SAID YOU DID.
NO, IT'S NOT.
YEAH. NO MONEY PROBLEMS OR PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY.
THANK YOU.
HUH.
EAT. ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
SAW INGRID BERGMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME.
WHERE I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT, AND TODAY'S CRAZY DAY.
A LOT! BUT YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!
HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? THERE GOES THE PHONE RULE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
TOMORROW NIGHT IS USUALLY MOVIE NIGHT.
LOOK OUT, JASON AND FREDDY.
OH. MY HOUSE, 8:00. WE HAVE SUCH WORK TO DO.
HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.
BUT DATING IS HOW YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR POTENTIAL PARTNER.
I'M FINE HOW I AM.
WHAT? JUST ONE MORE THING.
UH-HUH. IS THAT "UH-HUH, YES, I'M COMING"
I CAN'T GO ANYWAY.
WELL, THANK HIM FOR ME, TOO. I'D BETTER GO.
JUST, UH...
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'D LIKE TO START BY SAYING THAT NO ONE HERE IS ON TRIAL.
I'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES. WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BOY,
AND NOW I FINALLY HAVE A GROWN-UP EXCUSE TO BUY A PONY.
IT'S OKAY.
I WAS MEMORIZING "MEAT IS MURDER."
[ ANDY GIBB'S "SHADOW DANCING" PLAYS ]
OH.
YES, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS, THEN YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS,
BACK.
JUST START IT UP. I WON'T TALK AGAIN.
DON'T WORRY. I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR MOM.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] HERE WE GO.
I HAVE DATED AT LEAST ONCE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? NOTHING.
THERE GOES OUR FLOW.
YOU WILL NOT DRESS HER
THE PROPERTY HAS STABLES, SO WHY NOT?
THIS MEETING IS ABOUT HEALING, IT IS ABOUT REDEMPTION,
THEN HE WOULD KNOW WE WERE GONNA HAVE A BOY,
I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, GRANDMA.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST THROW THEM OUT?
HI. YOU READY TO GO?
TANNA'S FINE.
JANET DOES HAVE A POINT THERE.
OUR ENTIRE LIVES ARE PERFECT.
I'VE BEEN EATING THOSE FOR YEARS.
BUT I THINK I HAVE TO.
ED, JUST GO TO THE GAME AND ENJOY IT, OKAY?
I BROKE MY OWN RULE. I ASKED FOR IT.
LUKE. SORRY.
HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT WOULD SAY SO ON THE WRAPPER.
WELL, THAT NIGHT WAS REALLY HUMILIATING,
COME ON, RORY.
WELL, I CAME OUT HERE, AND I COULDN'T FIND IT.