Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S NOT LIKE AN OFFICIAL CLUB OR ANYTHING. THERE'S NO HATS.
TO RUIN MY SHIRT?
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, LUKE, I AM NEVER ACCEPTING ANYTHING FREE FROM YOU AGAIN.
OKAY.
I WANT YOU TO MEET THE BREAKFAST CREW.
WHEN PEOPLE GO TO THE BATHROOM AND DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS
VERY "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE" WITH A TWIST.
STOP IT AND SIT DOWN.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
ALL WEEKEND, PROBABLY. ESPECIALLY SATURDAY NIGHT.
IT'S BIG.
SO MAYBE I'VE NEVER DATED, BUT YOU HAVEN'T EITHER.
YOU CAN'T MISS IT. JUST FOLLOW THE LOVE.
BUT WE MADE UP THE DRAFT.
THAN TALKING ABOUT A GOOD BOOK OR A BAD BOOK
YOU'VE BEEN STOMPING AROUND, BARKING AT PEOPLE FOR DAYS.
I DOUBT I'LL BE SPEAKING TO HER IN THE FUTURE.
IT'LL BE $4,000. TAMSIN CORBALLY CALLED.
AND THEN THE RESULTING ARGUMENT WAKES EVERYBODY UP, AND --
THAT FACT HAS BEEN PRETTY WELL ESTABLISHED.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. THIS BENCH IS $15,000.
I RAN DOWN TO THE DINING HALL IN MY PAJAMAS AND BUNNY SLIPPERS,
HERE ARE THEIR NAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HE CARRIES A BOTTLE OF WATER AROUND ALL THE TIME.
WAS RELATIONSHIP NUMBER TWO.
THAT'S JUST WRONG. I THINK YOU SHOULD QUIT SCHOOL IN PROTEST.
LET'S SEE THAT.
TERRIFIC.
WHO LIKES THE WORD "BOURGEOIS" SO MUCH.
ABOUT ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY AND MAKING AMENDS.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. HOW'S SCHOOL?
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
BUT WHEN I SAW YOU SHOW UP LIKE THAT,
THIS IS A FORUM FOR ALL OF US TO AIR OUR GRIEVANCES
IT'S THAT BASEBALL CAP I HAVE ISSUES WITH.
TOTALLY.
WHEN MY FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH,
I BOUGHT TICKETS FOR NICOLE 'CAUSE SHE'S A YANKEES FAN.
THANK YOU. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU ALL.
THOSE PUSH-UPS ARE FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE.
DID I TELL YOU WE'RE GONNA HAVE HORSES?
MY BELLE AND SEBASTIAN T-SHIRT WAS IN THE GARBAGE.
WHY? BECAUSE THIS IS A DINER.
LORELAI, YOU KNOW VERY WELL OUR DINNERS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A SHOT. YOU'RE IN COLLEGE NOW.
AND YOU FORGOT TO LOOK FOR YOUR LIP GLOSS. JUST FOR A SECOND.
WAIT, HAVE SOME PIZZA AND TELL MAMA ALL ABOUT YOUR DAY.
BETTER, MOM?
AND SEND HER OUT TO TELL THE ENTIRE CAMPUS,
OVER 100 YEARS AGO,
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHAT DID YOU DO? DID YOU ASK HIM OUT?
WE CANNOT AFFORD THAT BENCH.
YOU CAN'T SIT HERE FOR THREE SECONDS WITHOUT RORY.
VERY SAD -- SHELLEY WINTERS DROWNS.
SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT ANAGLYPTA WALLPAPER?
OF SOMEONE GRUNTING OUT CRUNCHES IN THE COMMON ROOM!
AND THEN, LATER, WHEN JANET HAD CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW,
MY MOTHER FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU BEING PREGNANT.
SO THE LONELY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO?
I REALIZE HE HAS TO KNOW
RIGHT. I MEAN, WE'RE NOT WARRING OR ANYTHING.
BARRING ORDERING A SPOUSE OFF THE INTERNET.
"CASABLANCA." NO.
NO, DON'T.
AND MINIMIZE DISTRACTION.
I'M GONNA CALL ALL THESE PEOPLE
SORRY. DID I WIN?
I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE OF MORE HELP,
I'LL BE BACK.
OH! OH!
YES, IT'S A MIRACLE. COME INSIDE, LORELAI.
UH, NO, I HAVEN'T.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT BOOKS AND GET GRADED ON IT.
NO, THAT'S NOT BETTER.
OH, AND JUST YOU WAIT TILL SPRING.