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- like as an investment instead of the slide, you know? - Yes.
Do you even, like, know anything about Pantera?
Stop him?
My wish to genie is that I get to dunk the ball!
What are you guys doing?
That tickled. I got a little bit of a splinter.
- It's not my birthday. - Sure it is!
Save it. You're lucky I don't sue you.
Oh, my God, you guys.
- You love me too, right? - No. I love Jackie.
- Nope. - I love this game. August.
Well, you know, it's fun while it lasted.
What grand finale?
Just give me that. I bet there's some cool jobs on there.
- Aw, yeah. - Here, Dersey, baby, take a gulp.
It hurts! Ow!
like, get it and... and love it.
I'll think of something even worse than that.
He's an owl!
You must be Jasmine. Good to meet you.
- Oh! - What's up, man?
Yeah, right. We're not going anywhere.
And fly with a woman and have her not close her eyes 'cause I know the words!
a cobra!
Uh, uh...
What you are experiencing right now is called troupe envy.
Um, clean someone's gutters?
That's my boy!
This guy's incredibly rich. He must have, like, thousands of dollars.
What, are you gonna turn on the radio or pandora or somethin'?
When we're done sanding this sucker, it's gonna be slick butthole.
You're the dummy, dummy.
I know the words to a lot of Disney tracks!
- That was a cool line, dude. - Yeah. Thanks. Yeah.
I be... I be tellin' my people I'm 19 and shit.
And thanks again for the cash and lettin' my girl clean up inside.
and forget about all of our troubles, starting now.
- Hey, that's us! - Oh, we're famous!
Is the, uh, hypnotism show gonna start soon?