Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Ladies Home Journal" from 2001.

Anytime I see a black man in a tie and a suit,

I gave it to him. He'll read it and get back to you.

You don't think I could beat him in a race?

Yeah, I'm not the valet.

- No, you wouldn't. - I would too have.

you really need to do something about that.

No, I'm not too old for it, believe me. It was a fluke.

- Biracial? Really? - Yeah, absolutely.

I don't feel comfortable with you calling my dad.

- What do you say to me? - Keep me waiting.

- It's right that way. - Okay.

It is possible for black people to have other jobs.

I'm not complaining. I'm just... just making an observation.

No, I don't even need the alarm on.

- All right, what's his number? - 310-858...

the guy was coming after me with a tire iron.

You finally got to meet him.

It's full all the time.

It's a bug, a bug. I had a bug on me.

I don't know whether I would ever want to have intercourse

Two different ones.

You shouldn't have took them off.

No black man don't want a toy car.

So you want me to get a doll for Betty?

Piece of shit, how dare you?!

who wants to take my valet ticket?

There we go. There you go.

This is ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with me.

'cause he wants to kick your ass.

Don't answer it. I don't want to talk to her.