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It's really easy.
I think, "Hey, you must park cars for a living."
- And? - And what?
- Is there any discernible difference? - What?
You're having a good time in the hospital!
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
What, the same one twice?
So as he's telling the story, he starts crying...
I went to medical school. I know.
Okay, use your judgment, whatever you think.
Every... I mean, does it ever end with this lady?
Great.
Funny you should mention that.
- No. - Okay, 'cause that's my baby.
Oh, yeah yeah, that's honest.
Take your sick ass in the hospital.
So you know, I spoke to this this nurse.
You never see the baby again, and it's your baby.
- Oh, I got some good news, too. - You do?
I got that 10th anniversary present.
Just call before 7:00.
What are you doing,
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Oh, I don't know. Why should I?
Why? It would be a nice 10th anniversary present for me.
Jesus!
What are you doing? You bumped into my car!
you fucking asshole!
Yeah, I know, but then it's all changed.
Sometimes, though, it's not such a great job.
You know, I took Renee home, you know. We stopped and uh...
Did it again, huh?
You must have said something because Bernie is looking for you
It made me laugh so hard.
He'll be here in 10 minutes.
He deserves some constructive criticism.
Mr. David?
A good friend doesn't do that.
I mean, you know, white guys, they love that shit.
They don't look anything alike.
That's it.