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My dad's a huge fan. This is Irving.
I saw one of the forwards.
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
then they take it away from you,
Doesn't Bernie look like Steve Demarco?
Hi, how you doing? Nice to meet you.
Hey, Charlie, what's going on there?
Okay. Um, well, I guess 'll take it.
Every time you work, he always has the scripts?
No no, I always do that. When I sweat...
- Oh yeah yeah. - I don't want anybody messing with it.
A couple of months ago I went to a Knicks game.
with someone who your friend doesn't screw.
Make sure he know I'm real black.
Asshole.
You bald son of a...
Oh, hi, Mr. Schwimmer.
I hope I don't see you for a while. Getting sick of you.
Do you read "Nation"? It's a fabulous magazine.
- Good night. - Good night.
Still on the book? You don't have it under your belt yet?
I think that's... yeah.
Those bastards. The fourth time I've been here,
This is just so unnecessary. Seriously.
You need to see a guard. Did you see a guard?
It's not you. It's no race thing.
Get out of town. I bought a mulatto doll today.
Do you think... do you think that...
Hang in there. Can you breathe? Keep breathing, all right?
Why didn't you tell him I was black?
How you feeling?
- Nice to meet you, man. - Same here.
What are you doing?
So look, did you hear back from Martin,
I faked like I was having a heart attack
Just get a doll or something.
Why are you in a hospital bed right now?
- where do you golf? - Oh, yeah, right.