Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Abe, this is my daughter Abbey.
your mother and I were have... Oh!
(ALL GASPING)
Lady, please.
We're right near a Judi Dench's Fish & Chips.
(SCREAMS)
ALL: Whoa!
Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab!
If you let me keep looking at it, I'll give you a quarter.
Smash it on! Don't worry it. Let the pike do the work.
What am I gonna do with $1,000?
Actually, I'm not a butler.
Ohhh! Look at all these classy British plays.
You have my word as a gentleman and a lady.
(SCOFFS) Your Majesty? (MIMICS WHIPPING)
I want to see it some more.
They deserve to see the boy behind the bill.
There's Jimmy Page, one of the greatest thieves of American black music who ever walked the earth.
Which means someone lost it.
(SOBBING)
There's Jimmy Page, one of the greatest thieves
Lady, you're gorgeous.