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As I watched Laney tear open a baby bib...
with my Walkman, light up a joint...
We call them our old married couple.
When I was a girl, I left my baby doll in the rain for four days.
She's insane.
It's so sad when that's all you have.
What are you doing here? What is she doing here?
You could not drag me to that thing if you put a grappling hook in my mouth.
You know what? I have to pee.
- She is? - Yeah.
It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes.
Can you picture it, us with...
Oh, my God! Look at the size of that thing.
On the way home...
You know how I feel about that?
What are you going to do? You gonna tell Mr. Big?
Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week.
I know plenty of cool, hip mothers...
that some woman's gonna be able to make Andy happy?
Here's hoping.
Relax! It'll be fun!