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Charlotte sweetie, don't forget our gift.
were the perfect antidote to Laney's House of Humiliation.
This is not the place to be frugal.
I spent the next day sitting on a park bench watching children play.
No one knows.
and sacrifice themselves to the same cause... babies.
That's okay. She's adorable.
- I thought your name was Charlotte. - No, it's not my name.
He is a god, and I tell him so every day.
Mindy.
- But if you... - I shaved my Barbie's head.
Don't worry about it. You can go in on mine.
Pregnant lady showin' her tits!
Once they isolate you from the herd, it's all over.
What about this one?
I've been talking to your friend Charlotte. She's great.
It doesn't have to be like that.
How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash?
Here. This one's on sale, half off.
Those things make so many public appearances, they need a booking agent.
the baby shower.
- It's a baby shower. - No, it's a cult.
Still convinced that marriage plus baby equals death...
but really do it.
Like lottery winners or extremely successful people who are 27.
- I missed you guys. - Us?
that I made up when I was 11 for my daughter when I had her.
- Seriously, what did you get her? - Seriously. They're pastel.