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- You're gonna see him? - See him?
Well, I just want to be svelte for Barry.
He's such a royal pain in the butt...
- How about smoked oysters? - Oh, good.
Blanche, that girl and her waistline were fiction.
Then I figured out that we had.
I thought he belonged to the other one.
- Well, didn't the phone scare you? - Well, of course it did.
I hate phone calls in the middle of the night.
Rose, honey, now why didn't you tell us what was going on?
- Scramble me a couple, but - Scramble soft!
I mean, what did you do the next day
But Rose, honey, you have your own problems.
If he's within 50 pounds of where he used to be, I'm going to marry him!
- What, what? - A "Help Wanted" sign.
Now, maybe it's none of our business,
First where?
Wait a minute, you know something? We're being selfish.
Oh come on, it's not that serious.
and it would mean so much.
And I meant what I said about that diet of yours.
They make the most terrific root beer float.
Well, after I drank it, I started to get sad again,
- We'll eat in half an hour. - I can't eat chicken. It repeats on me.
Oh, you'll never guess what I found!
Blanche, Blanche, would you like some broiled chicken?
Not exactly. I'm five years older... and nobody wants me around.
Your heart is true
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