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We have something to talk to you about. We are worried about you.
Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset?
Good afternoon.
- Why, oh, why, can't grief take a holiday? - Oh, it does, Rose, it does.
With me, the minute it goes in my mouth, I balloon up.
Oh boy, did I have the hots for him!
What I mean is... I had never seen a man before.
No. It always takes a few days before it shows.
I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Hello, hello. Hi, Blanche. How are you, sweet Mother?
I just want to be svelte for Barry
What about your father? You mean, you never saw your father?
It was really very nice,
Well, how is that possible? Another man showed up?
You probably haven't noticed, but I've put on three pounds.
I think it's the gin.
but it was five years before I knew what made your eyes go back in your head.
Oh, Dorothy, I see you met Milton.
She's been out of work for over a week.
I haven't forgotten, Dorothy. I've just been too busy to start looking.
- We're out of pepperoni! - Did you call Dan Rather?
He says he wants to get together next week!
Oh, I know it. You're right. It's just terrible.
- Oh, pleased to meet you, Milton. - Likewise.
Not even close!