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A few. You know, his hair's a little thinner, he's put on a little weight.
I mean, Rose's problem is more important than my date.
Now I'll never get back to sleep.
She wanted to be the first Lutheran on the moon.
And when they're really good, you don't even hear the phone.
Thank God I had the foresight to marry money.
Home ec major at Rockport Community College,
The rules have changed, but it's happened before, hasn't it?
you know, the bulls and the horses.
...stamp collecting,
- I'm Dorothy. - Milton.
Are you waiting for one now?
the air thick with perfume,
- Now that you mention it... - Shut up, Blanche.
What is she gonna do with water?
Then I'll get a job. I'm dependable, friendly, loyal, eager.
But 12 hours on your feet waiting tables?
Traveled down the road and back again