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Well, I will admit, grousing to you up here
♪ Top of the world ♪
to walk with someone.
And I get it. I get it.
Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could,
But they can never find out that I know.
Guess God had to start somewhere.
That can't be good.
I'm just terrified of becoming my mother.
[Ella] Wait, give me the microphone.
I die in 20 years?
Must have been very hard to ask.
how could I actually help you?
-Oh, my God. -[exhales]
Some with really dumb names, by the way.
'Cause your mom was hotter.
Who are you again?
Oh, boy. [sighs]
that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel.
And that's over now, babe.
Hey, babe, babe, I think I know how we get Linda back.
And what did she give me?
Because you, Mazikeen,
you're my soul mate.
-You can't tell people I've time-traveled. -Why not?
You never forget your first.
and I am very excited.
[gasps] Eve…
[Mazikeen] Oh.
I'm a black belt now. [chuckles]
But that's all they're good for.
[chuckles] Oh, wow.
[sniffs] Oh!
Which is…
I mean…
"Poodle"?
-Literally. -[chuckles]
I wanted my family to know that I'm proud of who I love.
I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great.
To the LAPD.
Why would you want him to find out?
I need you to stop me from killing him!
I left his ass in the dust, and I found you, right?
[Mazikeen sighs]
-Sorry. -[Mazikeen] Don't be.
-Just a piece of you. -Okay, that's enough.
Which is scary.
It's just that you mentioned
[Mazikeen clears throat]
In freshly dead bodies. [chuckles]
You want demons at your wedding? Well, this is what it looks like.
What's up?
Oh, no offense.
Mr. "I Named All the Animals" is not gonna know what hit him.
-Yep. -Very thoughtful.
[exhales]
Anyway, she said that my beliefs about what a man should be
We won't just be fighting criminals out there.
-And how would you even introduce me? -I'll tell people the truth.
I ate the last of her Froot Loops.