Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you look like you ate a bad oyster.

I'm telling you, something is wrong.

Even if you could hear me and told me what was wrong,

but I really think you're overreacting, honey.

What do you mean? It wasn't like I had a lot of options.

Or in kind, if she's up for it.

but the only one who can get you out of this mess is you.

Now, why are those my only choices, anyway?

Well, you've met them.

You're not leaving right now, are you? Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle.

'Fess up, T. You spiked the punch, didn't you?

-Now come on, he wouldn't go that far. -Oh, yeah?

Then I heard about this "wedding."

I gave that woman everything she wanted.

I honestly thought I'd be standing outside your balcony alone.

or does it smell like a three-day-old crime scene to you?

I know I haven't been giving you the attention that you deserve.

It's just, being a cop isn't the safest job, you know?

Because every time we talk about this wedding,

No, but this is it.

Make it easy for the Devil, who stole my wife twice?

I figured you'd have a little fun,

This is not about you, Adam.

and one who can torture the worst out of them.

Wait, are you guys telling me that you don't know the world is ending?

Now you've seen the real me.

No way. I love Lucifer, but no way.

If you're having second thoughts

That's what you have to say to me?

Uh, I-- I really appreciate that.

You don't know her.

-So is that a thing with all angels? -Well, it must be.

I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil!

You want a little S&M? I'm down.

then changing the system won't be easy.

I mean, gone are the nights of me ripping whippets,

[sighs] Yeah, well, maybe she's just using the sex toys we gave her

-And now he's kidnapped Linda. -[sighs]

You're Watching Lucifer On Netflix

In the future…

Not that I expect you usually do, but a father can dream.

Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly what you're going to do.

until he's patched things up with Rory.

All angel wings can be. It just depends how they're wielded.

Just like it was important to Maze, who's been alone for so long,

Maze, you're getting married.

Yeah, he would!

Oh, oh, oh! And-- and-- and apparently, zombies are real.

What? Adam was here?

and because I believed in him, I believed in the system,

Because we were made for each other.

Holy crap. Can you…

It's not what I do.

-What are you really after? -What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh?

Her phone is going straight to voicemail. [clears throat]

And sometimes it's easier to act as though I already have,

-You know what I mean. -Yeah.

Well, when God first made me, my role was clear.

If recent events are any indication… [chuckles]

So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing.