Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I play to make the game better for our fans. And they pay me for it.

- You're legendary. - Yes.

Yours isn't even a real person.

Yeah, it is cool.

Oh. I'm sorry. When... When will he be back?

Cuties, dudies, this is Pootie.

10% or no deal.

I now know that I must engage with the game

I'm not losing him. I'm just not familiar with this. I'm off my game.

You girls like kicking butts, right?

Now, fear not, Pootie Nation, I do have something new in the works.

Okay. She's normally not like this, okay?

They're actually not shitty. They're really good.

There's no such thing as a 40-year-old woman in gaming. That's a fact.

Like, why aren't gamers losing their shit?

Let me just say, I am so excited that you girls are all here.

Great work, Pop. We're gonna go over here and make the decision.

- [explosions] - [cheering]

And God forbid you pick a woman.

Oh, Cold Alliance? Fuck you.

I'll let you guys think about it. [sighs]

- Just talk about the job and whatnot. - Okay. Copy that.

David, do you think maybe I'd be more useful assisting Ian at the StreamerCon?

Well, uh, we're big fans of your work.

Yeah, but they have very special-edition ones

My people skills are terrible, so I never get new fans.

[male announcer] LOL!

But what's most cool about it is it actually does

To show you the power of story.

He said he's done dealing in dollars. He deals in percentages now.

Well, yeah, yeah, but, you know.

Then come work here.

I would not. Please go ahead.

- [girls] Oh. - What?

And she is in charge of programming the entire game.