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Oh, shit.
No, it's fine.
I'm sure she has a lot of opinions about your cunt.
[buzz]
They are, I mean, dumb.
Maybe it's measles.
Ow.
I have a couple of questions.
Wow.
Okay, so more like my voice?
Okay.
- That's what happened. - Mom, you...
that I'm obsessed with right now.
Okay. Okay.
- It's my mom. - Okay.
Right. I'll just be right back.
to the surface.
...in my hand,
I didn't tell you, but your father left me.
I think this situation here really embarrasses you...
- Okay. Good? - Yes.
Perfect. Thank you.
Mm-mm.
And I don't have my... I don't have my hall pass...
♪ All right ♪
Your night? What about my night?
But, like, what if I am a slut?
you pick up el telefono, dog.
Come out, come out.
There's no measles, but I'm just saying...
Thank you.
Don't touch them. I don't want to be contagious.
Young lady!
Like, um, okay.
So he walks around with this, like...
His name's Mr. Irons. That's actually his name.
Uh-huh.
- Okay. - The wine we will take.
Syd and I just got tickets to that.
trying to fold your T-shirts across...
Shit.
Every day you kids had some mishegoss or another.
Okay, so there's this thing
I didn't have to separate love and sex.
if they hadn't fucked with my life.
Actually, like, I feel like
Just don't bring up politics
You're scaring me, man.
Or we could just take this moment
because it looks like a rash
Yeah. Tell me what to do.
I've missed this smell.