Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dave wouldn't miss.
And I mean, if they're way above average or any good at all,
And we're not after you to change your whole lifestyle,
and this guy is still in New York, then he's our man.
- Why not? - You don't look like someone
Well, what's that supposed to mean?
Yes. Yes. This, it's wonderful.
than he does about me,
- Last house on Snowflake Lane. - You're sure, now?
- We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers.
before I pay off the mortgage.
I'm really off the booze, and God knows that's better.
But what fascinates me is,
We have the first Chinese restaurant in Fairfield County.
on the floor. And you've got numbers, and everybody circles...
You've had the wrong idea all the time.
Well, that all seems very straightforward.
Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person.
Look, I've been doing a little research, OK?
I'll tell you. Thanks.
Why do they call you "Dis"?
Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine.
And, yes, very.
- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry...
It's something I can't put off at this short notice,
Is it everything you expected?
No, it's OK.
Just go wherever you feel safe.
There must have been 50 of us there.
I mean, it's best for the kids.
Why, look at you, for heaven's sakes.
- Yes, very. - Good, good.
Lot of very nice houses, like your own.
- Well, hi, you two. - Hi.
I thought I blighted your adolescence.
For a bachelor, old Dis must be quite a catch.
Well, certainly, you and Fred can walk around at night.
Believe me, I know that it's unfair and sexist,
but we're not supposed to delve quite so specifically into housework.
I lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist.
you being the newest in Stepford.
Look, if there's anything else you need, please call.
If I can't do it, my wife, Charmaine, will.
It's... It's very good around the eyes, you...
they'll manage to lose a letter if you send it to them.
You're very honest. That's what I like about you. It's awful.
I give up on you.
Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush.
Oh, God.
Oh, no. Walter, tell him. I'm just awful on names.
...I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it.
you ring me, I'll come to you, and we'll sort this thing out.
I thought we were frueds Hee hee
They teach courses in misfiling at those places.
Why don't you give it a chance.
Mommy.
from when you were born until now.
Fred! Fred!
- You're getting me all soapy. - I'm just trying to get the facts straight.
- Oh, my God, look out! - Watch out!
You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice,
for a woman with interests other than purely family
OK, let's move.
Charmaine won't hear of him going back.
Why the hell do you do this in public?
Now, what can I tell you girls?
Boy, am I game!
- You sure? - We're fine.
Some of them moved away,
Did you get a look at the food?
But this is a pretty quiet town.
You want to come and meet some people?
- Are you out of your mind? - No.
And now he's going to get it.
How did he do it exactly? Was it like this, or was it like...?
but maybe if we're lucky, we can get into something more constructive.
And that was Mrs Frank.
Don't you remember what this stuff does to you?
Well, we all know what we're here for, so who's gonna be the first genius?
- because it's full of it, you know. - I know.
Dallas is over two times as big as El Paso,
Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now.
- Have a sing-along. - A sing-along.
I played backgammon. I played Scrabble with the goddamn kids.
and I gotta pay for a new mailbox for the Van Sants.
that turns us into hausfraus, drones, whatever you want to call it.