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but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

- You're putting me on. - No.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

We can't let people just walk around at night.

What does "archaic" mean?

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

They're with friends. They're fine.

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

I don't know. They...

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

You're not getting old.

Where are they?

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

- That was Frank. - Frank?

Well, I'm fond of you too.

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

Writers, artists.

Do you...? Do you know that?

And the women all look neat and pretty.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.

I thought we were friends.

It'd be great for the kids.

or someplace like that any better.

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

You asked me if I liked this place,

I want my children!

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

Just lie back and relax.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

The only competition I've got left

Yeah, don't we all?

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

I can't figure out this burg.

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

The Joanna Eberhart?

A black family's moving into town.

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

was so I could walk around at night.

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

Linda, what do you want?

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

Get an ambulance down here right away.

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

And I have to tell you

What do you say we go home and change?

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

All right. Bye-bye.

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

Hey, are you that unhappy?

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

That's really very nice of you.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?