Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No. - You got a headline on this page.
Mom...?
- Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you.
Please explain to me what you're into.
Mommy?
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer.
She's changed! And stop telling me I'm crazy.
- Yours too? - Every night.
Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me
Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive.
I'm Walter Eberhart.
You see, I have nothing against the general area,
I remember. God.
...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom.
That's all I can tell you.
It's so awful. If I'm wrong, I'm insane.
If there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks,
When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing,
We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago.
- Yeah. - Daddy?
There you are.
Padded uplift bra.
Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice.
This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly.
- but when I'm back, we'll talk. - No.
Just talk to one of them. They'd see you.
It made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife
but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.
These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me.
and reminisce about the good old days.
Hey, it's me.
- Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah.
No. I...
It's true what they say in the ads.
Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale.
Yes, understandable,
Game.
- Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand.
- You know... - What?
years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful.
- "God, there, Frank, yes." - Oh, I remember.
Nothing's got me.
Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific?
Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to?
Do you mind if I make a call?
Isn't that Carol Van Sant?
Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin.
No, I'm gonna walk him around the bathroom.
That's a good idea.
"Zoom.
I mean, I like it. It's perfect. How could you not like it?
She was thrilled to have them.
Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework.
Isn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna?
Before that, we lived in Manhattan.
Get it down here right away. In the parking lot.
You're terribly frightened, aren't you?
Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends
- I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean?
Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house?
The women in Stepford love housework,
Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other.
Where is your wife?
He told me he loves it here.
Well, they're not here.
and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did.
I still do. Just I work extra hard to control it.
Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons,
and that can hurt.
We're going the wrong way. I have to go this way.
Electronics, computers, aerospace junk.
- Thank you. Good night. - Good night.
Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup?
Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? Instead of this cooking sherry.
No, no.
- Yeah. - OK.
that's all there is.
All right, you just stay in there, then.
Well...
Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool.
and believe me, they'll survive.
Should anyone send for an ambulance?
Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two.
Right, yes, well...