Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On the plus side, each parent thought
It was a decent question.
I'm actually getting
But, wait, why are you in high school?
Rebel.
Thank you, Dad.
Oh, thank God. This A is finally gonna get me out of high school.
Hey, you want to get high with us behind the gym?
And although she was pursued, she was able to shake security
when they found that duck in the cupboard,
and might have graduated had this not happened.
Oh, damn. Oh, stupid Mort.
That's a great idea.
who's gone rogue, and...
In fact, it was an undercover cop
Maybe that's the best way to get your parents' attention.
- What do you mean? - I got to tell you,
No, the ripped black guy behind him.
to discreetly bring in cash from Herbert Love
So, for some reason they didn't send me a cap and gown,
No, I can't. I can't.
It's dirty money anyway.
to join the software game.
I'm the guy who came up with Schnoodle.
I got to graduate.
It's Maeby's "Arrested Development."
Well, why don't you take him out to dinner?
because it gives us a chance to talk about us.
I got my P.R. company fanning it.
...and became her mother's pimp.
computer technology she had no understanding of,
I'm getting an Opie?
I just don't want people to know that I'm working with my cousin.
...ultimate privacy on the Web until now.
at Cinco. As it turns out,
that Perfecto thought she was 17, too.
I got you tacos.
I'm trying to get him in bed.
Thanks, man.
Except Lucille 2.
She's away at boarding school in England.
for you and me to be together.
who, in possession of a third-party check
I'm supposed to believe you're 17?
Ah, I hate the Opies.
into having sex with him.
and I never told you this, but--
...I could never call him.
...is an ongoing investigation, we are pretty certain
And after, secure that she had something
Oh, God.
- Guess what. I'll just tell you. - What?
So she put her plan to put her graduation on hold on hold...
- Put it on the family tab. - Of course.
Oh, heiress. You meant... You don't pronounce the "H."
The only person back home is Tobias.
Pieces of shit
...at her grandparents' penthouse.
I guess that's only funny if you know who she is.
But as she listened to her cousin discuss
Rico!
I am going to start wearing this back home.
- Oh, right. - And soon, it was time
...Lucille 2 becomes less of a threat to Maeby.