Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't got one.

Now, you reckon you can play that turkey in a straw tune?

I need to talk to you.

I ain't gonna have no fun tonight if all the fellas look like girls.

Not to be for Mr. Clampett, it's for Ellie and Jethro, so they can meet other young people.

Well, once we get it full of corn shacks and hay bales and pumpkins, one thing or another, I'd find it all gonna look pretty good.

Hillbilly, that is.

and loaned it out at seven and a half.

Miss Granny, I ain't never seen fellas whittling in front of stores in Beverly Hills.

Well, uh, you know, Granny liked to stretch the truth when, uh... What are you doing?

Now, the Beatles aren't available, but there are groups who have a similar appeal.

Why, is my wig on crooked?

Speak up, Jethro.

Are you all right?