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Hey, I know that statue.
Oh.
Love you!
I'm telling you, I've looked at this thing a hundred ways
[people chattering]
-What? -[belches]
All right, shoot already.
To be honest... I-- I've been bringing in even more business than Deacon has.
I'm not sure that today is a good day for you to join us.
[groans] Fine.
[groaning]
by the Lord, Himself.
Sterling was chosen Fellowship Leader this year.
What for?
[funky soulful music]
if you want to sign up.
[clears throat loudly]
[uplifting music]
You're making too much out of this.
[in deep voice] Lamb of God. [chuckles] My sister loves them.
-What an honor! -That's just terrific!
We'll see y'all at Christmas.
she's hit a different statue every single night.
Give me another chance.
You don't want that. Do ya?
They're all near schools.
[cell phone bleeps]
♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪
with my cool, new college friends.
Actually... um, I gotta get going.
-[Blair] But there are three thingies. -[Sterling] Yeah, some people have three.
Well, I guess I'm just destined to walk the world alone.
It wasn't that big a deal. I mean, I puked, but--
Smile. Smile.
You ride shotgun! Let's roll!
-It says it right there. -I know.
but... good to know.
but I count Tammy getting a stress-induced menstruation as a win.
Oh. Damn it, you made me pee on my watch.
It's early. We should catch a flick in the TV section.
to get your attention off of whatever idiotic Jonas Brothers bullshit
-That's it. -Okay.
-so I can arrest her. -Oh.
Then we'll see you tomorrow at brunch.
What do you mean, "we"?
Wait, what?
where I've had some of my happiest memories.
Sterl, you can't be on board with this, right?
Hey! I got it! I got it!
All right.
[mother clears throat]
So good!
She's a skip.
[chuckles] Hey.
-Hi. -Hey.
Sorry, I just gave out my last one.
Mm-hm. Yeah, I think he's even getting jealous of his little brother.
So, in a way, legally, we're already on that date.
If your hairline gets any more symmetrical,
Declan Wright, and he went horseback riding
I'll be fine.
You know that. And second of all--
Um... Yeah. Speaking of our broken criminal justice system,
It's a penis.
♪ Doesn't even matter where or when ♪
I would, but I'm really trying to own my identity as a single American.