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That's my yogurt motto! I'm talking about my bounty motto.
♪ Wild child ♪
-Okay. Yeah. -Okay, um... text me the addy.
[tires screech]
Okay, but no, you know, like a date.
clean off of his body.
Big Daddy, Mother, did y'all hear?
Cheese and crackers! Franklin, you need to sit down, right now.
Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners.
and arrest her in the act.
uh-- Oh, the knife sharpening station,
It's like the greatest drunk text of all time.
Come on, pull yourself together. Things aren't that bad.
It's 2020! Men can be women, women can be governors,
Now?
-Oh, God. -You can do it.
-Franklin-- Franklin! -Get out of my way!
For the last three weeks,
Oh, my God!
God is with you."
It's gotta be Peachtree Creek.
-Well-- -See, that's your problem.
I mean, it's not like we need the money.
Put your hands behind your back, smartass.
only when things are darkest can the Lord's light truly be seen.
Going? Where?
-I did not like it. -All right.
I feel free.
If you got the blues.
Okay, that's-- Yeah, that's no worries.
Yeah, well, so is icing out your peer for enjoying pleasures of the flesh.
So, you know, I just wanted to follow up on our text message exchange.
How about I shove it up your ass?
You know that feeling you get when you've sinned so hard
and they threw it on the floor!
Someone who will, like, get jealous and stalk me.
Look, the little traffic thingies are testicles.
Why aren't you sitting with your buddies from the golf team?
Oh, Blair. Blair, hey.
Ah.
We're seeing this through.
That looks really fake.
Shouldn't you be hanging out with your God gang?
-[both giggle] -It's so gross.
Something... Sour Patch.
and that there is Sister Ned.
♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪
[mother] Mm.
-[blows kiss] -Bye, now.
-Although, they got together recently. -[Sterling] They put out a new album.
What? That is not true.
♪ You think you've seen it all ♪
Just get the hell over here and pick me up!
But...
[drunken gibberish] Well, you know... ladies do... but I said,
When you feel the Lord's hand in yours,
It does not taste like that.
♪ There's a part of you ♪
And one of our rules is, no drinking.
[cell phone bleeps]
Yeah, uh, first of all, tearing down those statues hurts us.
-Okay, let's go. -[sighs]
Well, you got one right here.
All right.
you need to stay at least five hundred feet from the front door.
[both] Go, Dogs!
About six months ago,