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Oh, for the love of God. Kevin!
gonna get help. I swear to god, this is the last time.
[groans] ...that if the real creature ever escaped,
First, I'll take your sanity.
I'm a superhero.
pulled from under the ice of Antarctica...
[sniffs] Oh!
Mum, do you think you could fix up some of this stuff
Or we could, I don't know...
And, yes, maybe he went on a murderous rampage,
our mum's the canteen lady!
I know I'm addicted. I know, I'm aware.
- Oh, yeah. All the time. Classic Tall Poppy Syndrome.
Fellow Daptonians!
- Don't worry, I've got a plan. Just dump your rubbish at Kevin's house!
Koala Man!
This is a Banger As the kids say
What, you think you're better than us
and he's already starring with Alexandra Daddario
[roaring]
Eat this!
But that's when I came up with my iconic theme song,
- In case he turned. I didn't know if this was zombie rules.
Um, what do you want?
Really, really strong melody. Good job.
Aw, yeah... that too, I guess.
Anyway, Darren and Damo, I've told you two a million times,
♪ Koala Man ♪
Then I'll take everything from you, Koala Man!
[sighs]
We shall hide it away forever.
but sometimes you can't help but be what you are.
I can fix anything.
Look, I know you all want to kill this flower,
I'm okay, I'm okay. Just turned my ankle, I think...
I'd be happy to take your photo,
snapping perfectly aloof pictures all the time?
Today on The Daily Scoff,
[Koala Man groaning]