Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God!
- Ηow are you? - You look gorgeous!
They want me to play in proper matches. Τhe coach said I could go far.
Or looking behind now
lt's your lndian friend, from football.
We're not getting married.
You took my feelings from nothing
and planting the ball beyond the goalkeeper's left hand.
and the best thing is, she's not reached her peak yet.
"Do Something With Your Hair, Put Make-Up On, You'd Look All Right."
She was supposed to pick you up so you wouldn't be late for Poli.
One of those Εngland girls' players is a maths teacher as well,
Your mam's a barrel of laughs compared to me dad.
- I owe you big time. - Laters.
the way that girl would answer back,
to let her go all the way to America to play.
Anyway, there was a scout from America there today,
- Offside, onside. - What are you doing?
Under bust, 27.
Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
Jesmin-dah!
Ηello, darling. Right, now watch and concentrate. Offside, onside.
Come on, Jess.
Ηe really knows his stuff.
But I heard her!
Leave her alone. I never wore make-up until after I was married.
I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
It's close season but we've got a summer tournament coming up.
- Yeah? - Ηello.
lt's OΚ.
They're going to let me coach the girls' side.
Mum!
Mum, why do I have to wear a sari? It will just fall down!
Jess, come on! Are you playing?
Well, can't you get away for a bit?
Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah-eah
- Cheese! - Cheese.
so my sister put me in the bath,
Τhey've no idea you've been playing all this time?
There you go! Over here!
What's going on?
Mum, Uncle-ji, Auntie-ji...
And it's too late to turn back now
I don't even know why I was surprised! You never think about anyone but yourself!
Anyway, being a lesbian is not that big a deal.
Jess, look, it's Becks!
You know Joe,
Well, she's all you'd ever want
What are you doing, man?
They don't all look like lezzies, do they?
lt's not like before, you know?
Still, can't stand here chatting all day. I gotta go to Εaling for my facial. Laters!
You let her leave her sister's wedding to go to a football match?!
I suppose you've come to tell me you're off the team for good?
All right. Thank you for coming.
which means you wouldn't have to pay nothing!
now we've got that sorted, gonna show me what your fella can do or what?
Ηe's coming to the final.
Two operations later and it's still useless.
Football shoes.
Well, Jesmin-dah,
Yeah, but it was all planned. Now I gotta get another one!
Just move on up
but I wanted you to know that there's a scout coming to our final match tomorrow.
She will only end up disappointed like me.
Mum, I can't hang around all day!
Just move on up
Jules, come here to me.
- You've done a good job, Mel. - Looks good in my clothes.
Well, Jules likes him, too, and now she hates me.
l've got to go open the bar. Some real work!