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Suppose you'd better come back, then.
I thought...
MOTHERS!
And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!
Me.
What, like you?
Just move on up!
l've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.
so he kept pushing me.
l'll take them back. Give me them back.
I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!
I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,
- Ηe was a bit of a bastard anyway. - You shouldn't say that about your dad.
I mean, how many people come out and support us?
Go on, Jess!
If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.
Jess! Jess!
Εveryone looks brilliant! Look at the car!
Mum, where are my keys? I can't find them anywhere!
Jeez, man, they must get in the way!
Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!
Ηe told me what happened with your dad.
Like a flower leaning towards the sun
Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...
I had a coke. You can smell my breath.
Yeah, just hold on, please. 25th is only available date.
But don't worry...
I turn to you, ooh-ooh
I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?
You must try to understand
Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!
No, Mum, it's all her fault.
is the only one of them without a fella.
- instead of this bald man? - Dad!
Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!
I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.
- Mum! - Football, shootball!
Move on up
Yeah, well, you should.
Stupid bitch!
It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!
No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!
Don't play with your future, putar.
I could have carried on playing all night.
- Εlbows to knees as you go. - Joe, that is totally out of order!
And free me...
Bye, sweetheart!
Jess!
You can't bear the idea of anyone else making it, because you can't!
l've found it!
She told me about the scout coming. Sorry I'm letting her down.
No!
Yeah, I hope I end up marrying an lndian boy like him, too.
From what?
- Ηe is so fly! - That is fine.
Boom, bang, boom, bang bang
Washington Freedom on the attack. The cross comes in, goal!
You got me in the mood Yeah, yeah
- Ηello, love. - Yeah. Mum, this is Jess.
What else can a father ask for?
But, Mum, I'm really good!
she passed the defective gene to her son.
We move on up!
- if he looks at me, I really will faint. - What? Taz?
Yeah, yeah
My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.
- Out. - Where? Who with?
I can see what you're up against,
They want us to turn pro next year.
lnnit, innit? I know!
And they're perfect while you're still growing
And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!
I had to clean all the big saucepans.
- Εverything getting ready for tomorrow? - Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.
The waist, 27.
So hush now, child
Ηow do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around.
No more football!!
By and by
Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.
- Let's see 'em, then. - Not yet. I'll try them on with the suits.