Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't want you to be in a strop with me.
then go now,
Sometimes I wish I could find a bloke just like him that wasn't off limits.
That's right, John. Could Bhamra be the answer to Εngland's prayers? Alan?
No! No, I mean, l've got nothing against it.
I played in the final today, and we won!
Now exams are over, I want you to learn full Punjabi dinner, meat and vegetarian!
OΚ. Thanks, John.
Yeah, all right, all right, I'll pick her up.
Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady
I'm gonna meet Jess at her sister's wedding to celebrate.
Where's your mate?
I only found out today that you didn't know Jess was playing for our team.
Yeah. What you doin' 'ere, man?
Cos you make me feel
So, it's the opportunity of a lifetime for Jess.
She's a lady
and then running off to become a model wearing small skirts!
Quick thinking, comfortable on the ball,
Pass it over here!
Let's play football.
Wonder if I had an arranged marriage,
..and paneer tikka. We'll show them we're not poor people!
Ηe's worried he's gotten you into even more trouble.
You're quite pretty.
Cos you make me feel wild Yeah, yeah
- Wow! - Yeah. WUSA.
lt's in California! it's like one of the top teams!
And the music keeps on playing
Well, Jess, you're a lucky girl, aren't you?
Where's my keys?
Who does she think she is? Beckham or what?
Yeah.
- Who's that? - Dunno. Ηe looks important.
lt's OΚ now. I'm not your coach any more.
So, does she pass?
- Bye, Pink. - Laters.
without getting married first.
Look, it was a mistake. I didn't know what I was doing!
- Oh, thanks. You sure she won't miss 'em? - Nah.
Play well and make us proud.
Ηis parents are just making an excuse.
Your mam and dad didn't look too pleased yesterday.
Good.
Come with me.
- Jeswinder, isn't it? - Jesminder.
Where there's only one kind
No, I'm sorry, Jess.
..Jess Bhamra.
Joe's got an American scout coming over.
Maybe we were making too much noise.
Wish that I could show you how...
The ice, the ice
If I'd known, I would have encouraged Jess to tell you
That's how I screwed my knee.
Why did she take Jesminder's shoes?
Jessie! Breakfast!
No, it's all right, Mum. Jess won't be staying long.
Your sister needs you.
Guess I'm on my own, then.
Gonna let it all out an' do my thing
Yeah, yeah
And I was happy because I wasn't sneaking off and lying to you!
There's so many people in there, they won't even notice.
Really?
- No, we didn't. - I apologise.
Nah, we get just as many trophies as the men's side do.
anyone can cook aloo gobi but i fucking hate niggers
Jesus!
Nah. No way. My sister's getting married soon. it's a love match.
Jess, what's going on?
No.
Though you may find
For days he has eaten nothing, and drunk nothing!
who can run around kicking football all day,
Ηave any of you seen Jesminder?
Brilliant!
l'll take you.
OΚ, Biji and her grandson are coming and staying in here for the wedding.
l'll have to now or I'll end up a solicitor, bored out of my mind.
l've never seen an lndian girl into football.
But you can't give 'em back.
We'd like to ask for your blessings.
One, two, three, four
Get off me, man!
Ηi.
l'll make you girls some tea.