Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ηe was really nice, just really professional.

And if they don't like it...

Well, our Pinky, she didn't come out of her room for days.

All right. Jess is well made up with your team.

What's happening?

- Are you well? - Thank you, yes.

- OK, 34! - Εh, how are you going to breathe?

Come on! Move it!

l've just made some cheese straws with real Gruyere.

- Are your folks up for it? - Yeah, they're cool.

Now, when the ball's played forward,

That's great. Congratulations.

I don't need you to feel sorry for me.

Where does this bit go?

Jessie, we let you play all you wanted when you were young, huh?

l've been dreaming about it

'Εy, who's that gori watching her?

When those bloody Εnglish cricket players

And have we discovered a new star here, Gary Lineker?

- Feeling hot, hot, hot! - Sorry.

and she made lovely aloo gobi last week, huh?

when...the French mustard...

Oh, is that the coach?

We all missed you at training today.

Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sport

If this is the only way I'm going to see you smiling on your sister's wedding day,

but half my skin came off, too.

lt's all her fault.

- Oh, yes! Oh, yes! - Oh, no, no, no.

lt's a proper tournament, they're real matches.

Let's have a look at you.

Well, you deserve it.

Pinky's been sneaking off for years to see Teets,

- I'm Jules. - Jess.

OΚ, Poli's on her way.

Call her back in Croydon. I want to speak to them.

They're so plain. They don't enhance.

Yeah, you wish!

That is so fine.

And pray for me,

Jessie, it's only me.

- Jessie! - No, I'm late, Mum.

What's happening?

trying to forget about the game,

you just can't tell.

Cos you're the only one

Ηere's a kit. Don't be afraid to get it dirty.

She got style, she got grace

I'm sorry to bother you like this.

Can't believe it.

- Juliette! - Jesmin-dah! What was that?

when there's so many good-looking lndian boys to marry?

So Jess can get the tube, innit?

Go far? Go far to where?

I could put in a good word for you at ΗMV with me.

Good. Now put your weight on me.

This is the second training session in a row she's missed.

- The coach, Joe. - See how she lies?

Jess, man, who's your friend with the gorgeous bod?

We're all here.

- Sorry. - Ηow could you do this, sweetheart?

but when you come back, I want to see you happy on the video.

I don't want you to build up Jesminder's hopes.

lnto the steeple of beautiful people

Don't you want a boyfriend like everyone else?

Will you both pack it in?!

Pass it to Jules!

- I can't let you go without knowing. - What?

I just want a little bit.

Just give 'em back after the wedding.

- Sweatshirts! - Look at that!

But I can't just stop talking to them like you.

and she's scored!

- Oh, wow! You look good. - You look good, Jess.

Jess, I'm lrish.