Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One more day of freedom!

- Sorry. - I know. Of course.

lt's a decent cross, and there is Bhamra.

That is why she's been so depressed lately.

l've totally...forgotten the line!

Why should I have to lie? it's not like I'm sleeping around with anyone!

Teet's bloody sister says she's wearing baby pink now.

Shanmukha makes better Chapatis than you!

Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancied our coach - Joe!

Nah, my mum and dad ain't got a clue.

Come on, darling. Come on.

Yeah, but my sister's getting married so my mum and dad are stressed out.

So, come on, and make your rule

Over here, Jules!

Then...slip it back in there...

- I mean what position? - Oh, sorry.

Yeah, good. Me too.

Ηow am I gonna tell 'em, Tony?

- Where d'you get your contacts? - Do you like 'em?

- The 25th? - There's a cancellation.

Must be gutted he can't play with his injury and all.

but do you really want to be the one everyone stares at every family do

- Ηave you been smoking? - No!

Mum, I need to buy different shoes to go with the sari and the suits.

Chiswick next. Best defensive record in the division.

What's the matter with you, ref?

Sometimes they misjudge and start behaving like the kids here.

- Ηow was she? - A right stroppy cow, actually.

Look, this little pump comes free with it.

Jules, take over the warm-up.

and this is really a reflection of the way he's been playing and captaining England.

What is going on, Jess? You're acting all weird.

All the way, it's all yours!

under bust, 28...

Lily strikes... Save!

Now they wear good clothes, got flashy jobs,

And it was brilliant.

She's really pissed off she can't make it and she doesn't know what to do.

It's up to our coach, but I know we could do with some new blood.

I'm gonna do it my way, gonna do it my way

and these bloody goras in the clubhouses made fun of my turban

I didn't ask to be good at football.

Milbrett makes a run, she's got Overbeck to beat.

lt will be your turn soon, uh?

Look, my dad was my coach.

Ηuh? it's worse than I thought.

She might be right.

of accepting life, accepting situations.

She told me her folks were up for it.

Pat on discord lol

Pinky, you've got so many others!

Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different.

that I get a lovely daughter-in-law like you for my Τony.

Look, I came here cos Joe was worried about you.

But when I came to this country, nothing.

Uh-huh, make me tonight

Got my results. I'm starting university soon.

We can still make the second half if we leave now.

God, what's your mum gonna say?

At least there's some family close by.

So keep on pushing

I'm sorry, Mr Bhamra...

and I don't want to upset anyone.

I don't talk to my dad because I know what he'd say.

I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn how to cook dhal!

Look at the state of my fuchsias!

Why didn't you tell me you'd twisted it?

I don't give a damn what the people say

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

- Go away. Go away. Number 7, come here. - Did you see that?

Definitely, Gary, we've finally found the missing piece of the jigsaw

A-level results...