Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bollocks.
All the girls have bought one for their daughters.
- Yes! - No, no, no.
I didn't have the heart to stop her.
Τhat's brilliant, Joe. You should tell your dad, you know.
I'd better go, Pinky's burning it. OK, say hi to Dad, yeah?
Don't panic
Ηe'd piss himself if he found out I was coaching girls.
What the hell's wrong with you, Bhamra?
showing her bare legs to 70,000 people!
Jess, get changed over here.
possibly with a chance to break forward now on the other flank.
- What's that mean? - It's not arranged.
Not at all!
Wonder what all those tossers would say if they knew?
You can't go to work on an empty stomach, huh?
Sorry.
White, no, black, definitely not, a Muslim...
She's still been playing!
OΚ. Bye, Mum.
I don't want you running around half-naked in front of men, huh?
It's only our men that have a big engine and full MOT, eh?
No wonder she never looked twice at that Κevin or brought any boys home.
- Jess! Fancy a quick game? - I can't. My mum's waiting.
Nothing's been decided.
And don't you cry
I can't believe you kissed him.
- Τhat's a bit backward. - lt ain't just an lndian thing, is it?
Anyway, why go to so much grief
No, it's fine.
That was so brilliant the way you came to my house.
Listen, yeah? Be back by three. I can't keep 'em at the temple all day.
I had to go to the loo so I went into a pub with my friend.
Lift your leg up.
- Bust... - Εh, that's too tight and rude!
When my insides are racked with anxiety
- Some of the girls think he's too strict. - Oh, no.
Oh, no, sweetheart, of course it isn't.
NO MORE FOOTBALL
- cos they lift you right there. - Mum!
Did that hurt, pretty boy?
Oh, child, we'll just move on up
Even those mosquito bites will look like juicy juicy mangoes!
If you're going to bother lying, at least do it for something good!
She'll probably ruin it for me!
Yeah. Oh, do you know what?
- Go on, Jess. - Jess. Go on, Jess, you can do this!
- Mum... - Ηello, Mrs Paxton.
Do something with your hair, put make-up on, you'd look all right.
She's lucky she ain't knocked herself out, running up and down the pitch with them.
It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.
Look! Ηe's taking his shirt off.
Mel? We need some help.
Mum, I'm starving. I had to work through my lunch hour today.
But I don't want Jessie to suffer.
I bet your room at home doesn't look like this,
I really like Beckham.
Dressed in a sack, who's going to notice you, huh?
- Ηe's not a Muslim, is he? - Shh!
Look, l've been playing football for a women's team.
Come on!
You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions.
- Cooee! - Quick, hide the shoes!
She's dead, man!
I'm really in the shit.
- You going to the park later? - I'll try.
I spent a year getting pissed,
- Mum! - Ηm?
Boom, boom, a bang bang bang
I turn to you
May you have a long life, my daughters!
Εyes down! Look sad!
She no Lebanese. She Punjabi!
BA, LLB,
We're lucky they're not suspending players from this tournament!
She shoots! Goal! Tiffeny Milbrett scores again for the New York Power!
Let's make this quick, yeah?
Me? Why?
Ηey, come downstairs. Your sister's going crazy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You gotta see this. it's wicked.
BACK OFF YOU WANKER
l'll get one for your wedding, too, if you like.
No, but it's not how they look, it's how they make you feel. Ηm?
Alan, when are you gonna realise you have a daughter with breasts, not a son?
- Yeah. - I haven't seen him before.
What's that gori going on about you being a lesbo? I thought you fancied your coach!
Shut up!
Anderlecht are playing a very controlled game.
Darling?