Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, can't you just do it yourself?
Mateo, I want to apologize,
a midlife crisis, is that it?
Oh, come on! Still only 12 views.
we need to discuss.
Yeah, she's Sofia Coppola.
Okay, then I guess I will.
I am really looking forward to this, Mateo.
I was like, "I bet you can't fart into those cups,"
and look!
How 'bout if we just stop posting videos of the store,
a better way to cook...
I started my second day. I thought everyone did it!
Okay, well, thank you for calling to tell us.
- Since when? - Since always.
Don't want anyone tracking me.
Your weapon.
While I have you on the phone,
What?
Mr. Sturgis, I need to get back to work.
I couldn't figure out why you liked those dumb videos.
what'd you think of the employee
Hey, um, I might need a ride home later today.
Oh, look! It's a two-for-one sale!
- That's where they are. - Or...
These videos are so stupid.
Man, Facebook is a bust.
- Oh, I just meant for the... - No, I mean... I mean...
even though I totally knew he could.
in which he was behaving in a manner
buying birdseed, watching porn.
It's so gross! Especially in the kitchen.
It means a lot.
And just this morning, you signed up
That doesn't look like a very professional website, does it?
Are you asking me, or telling me I have to?