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[loudly] Oh, he's saying he doesn't have diarrhea.
-[water sizzles] -So, how you feelin', son? You okay?
I saw all that hubbub on Twitter.
-It's not-- -Oh my God. People poo!
-I didn't-- didn't get your name. -Chamuel.
Hi, Skittles.
It's something that sort of-- It was brought to me…
-So she's okay. -She's… Yeah. Holy shit!
Yes, I do. I mean, I only have Facebook to message with my dad.
-It's a fact of life! A fact! -Oh God.
-[gasping] -[chirps]
[Amily] That is awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, I know that Clark glows.
You know, influencing and whatnot.
Basically, I jumped down two wormholes.
♪ Hope you're wearing your best clothes… ♪
Gee whiz, Clark. You are getting tons more views. You're blowing up.
what with the social media hubbub surrounding the glowing,
Yeah. I love that one. I put it right up there with the, uh…
-Uh… Wow. -Holy shit, right?
of a pleasurable sauna with me.
My system is actually fine.
Four fingers on that hand. That's not even atomically correct, so…
Yeah, I mean, you know, and my dad's still mad at me.
I am an angel sent by God.
Hmm. It's not even anatomically correct, either.