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Well, stop grilling him while he's got diarrhea.
-Oh no. -Yeah.
[man 2] You're a blasphemer!
false witness, Clark Thompson, is trying to make us believe.
Why do you ask?
I mean, I'm not that guy.
[Clark] Think that video has a lot of views, Wendy?
Um… [clears throat]
I don't think he picked the wrong person.
What I can't figure out, though, and no offense for this one, my friend.
I'm not some kind of monster.
Who said you have to help God?
-That's all right-- -I was really nervous about exactly this.
-Okay, I gotta know this-- -Tom!
-all that stuff, it's stressful. -Yeah!
[whispers] Asshole.
You know, just so good. I'm just kinda… you know, just chillin'.
[theme music playing]
Yeah. I'm fine.
Maybe Mohsin was right, maybe you're just gonna spontaneously combust.
bullshat.