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Okay, crossing off combustion.
Just enjoying the evening and just kinda… [coughs] Everything's really good.
but did Moses, kind of, resurrect dead birds?
"Thou shall not kill," which is cool.
We're all feeling the stress of it.
How'd you do the trick?
Oh, you saw that. You saw the glowing thing?
than the level of diarrhea that he currently is having?
I did a little bit of cross-referencing to glowing
Wait a minute. Same song. Why the same song?
[laughing]
Well, if a kid falls in a well, that's you guys.
I'm not the kind of person who joins clubs.
-HR approves of your glowing. -Oh.
I'm not authorized to tell you why God picked you.
No, well, I know pig latin… I know--
Oh. Bye, guys.
You'll be fine. Diarrhea rarely kills people.
So, Reverend, you're saying this glowing has a religious reason behind it?
He's never met me. He doesn't know me.
But the point is, I'm just
-Because you said it. -I'm not being untruthful.
I like it.
-But it doesn't seem like you are. -Yeah. No, it's…
[Amily] You did.
Whether a lot or a little. I poo seven to eight times a day, and that's normal.
-[squawking] -Oh!
["Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum]
Keep everything until we have no more secrets between us.
[laughs]
Don't worry if things get weird. Always the darkest before the dawn.
Tell you what?