Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out.

I'm Dr. Burton.

Do you want me to tell you?

You are, because every single time I go to your house,

And I am looking at her.

Thanks, Charlie.

And this club off the Strip. They don't card.

They call you the "teacher's pet"?

- Come here, little sister. - Hey, Chris.

Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.

Are you ready to meet some desperate women?

Hey, honey. Ah.

Oh, you're in trouble now, Jaguars!

But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.

because I get to see Sam and Patrick.

Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...

So you wanna wear these glasses?

What's hurting you?

We'll meet you there.

I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.

because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.

She's on the phone right now?

He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee...

♪ And sensual daydreams ♪

and I'd look up and see this person across the room.

♪ Though nothing ♪

But you wore that toasty costume. It's not like it's cute or original.

it used to be laura thoms bending over backwards and bumping walls at a museum but she quit so it would be stavros panayotakis taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

I feel infinite.

I'm tired of touching her boobs.

You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...

even though you could have.

I was happy because they were happy...

No. No, no, no.

You wanna sit over here or are you waiting for your friends?

I just hope I make a friend soon.

- Give me a K! - K!

The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.

Charlie Kelmeckis.

I need you to promise...

It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.

Can you believe it's almost our 2-week anniversary?

Alice did get into NYU film school.

Craig has flaked out on us again.

♪ Toucha toucha ♪ ♪ toucha touch me ♪

So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.

So I'm guessing you've never been high before?

And tomorrow, she's leaving.

Sorry Craig couldn't come.

Yeah. He comes here sometimes.

♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪

the boyfriend just did.

Craig would be a big step up from her last boyfriend.

But I will say there were some very bad days.

There's people out there. No.

Ma, you look so thin.

I have to get this driveway clean.

For example, I'm trying to participate...

Who are you talking to?

four, three, two, one.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

- So what do you think happened? - I don't know.

But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.

so I went outside for a walk just to get some cold air.

I'm Mr. Anderson.

- Patrick, you're such a dick. - Where the hell did you go?

And she let some of the guys feel them.

And she is so beautiful.

I want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school.

I can handle him.

More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.

Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.

You got it, your highness.

Thanks for stopping 'em.

a big deal about itself though, you know what I mean?