Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪

Say hi to your dad for me.

- God. - Is that what they call him?

Especially Sam. She's great.

No matter what Patrick did...

It'll be our little secret, okay?

Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.

I'm dating Peter now.

We just wanna toast to our new friend.

♪ Don't dream it ♪

Page 291 in your book.

Well, it's kinda true.

On the bright side...

and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice.

My last class of the day is Advanced English...

We accept the bed we think we deserve

Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.

Hence the term "cliff hanger."

And these assholes, they actually think they're being original.

I know you didn't.

- Charlie. - Oh!

You'll see what I mean when you get to college.

She got in, Charlie.

You could have been a little nicer to Derek.

But Brad's a senior.

No, you know what I mean.

Have a great Christmas break.

I can't say I blame him really.

- Are you baked? - Like a cake.

- Below average! - Below average!

No, no, no, I'll sit.

Have a good one, guys.

Hey, freshman toad.

Nancy Drew Midnight In Salem

Oh, he went home to Connecticut.

You're beautiful.

Don't wake your sister.

is the only friend I make today...

♪ How I started to cry ♪

Give us this day our daily bread...

Oh. So I finally got hold of Bob.

You made me not feel alone.

and I know she would understand...

You don't have to say anything.

I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you...

♪ I'm tired and I ♪

if you tell me which author invented the paperback book.

Tell it to someone who cares.

I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like.

You know what I mean.

I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.

but for all the wrong reasons.

Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State...

Son of a bitch!

Hand them out, Sam.

Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?

Freshman year is tough, but...

Just 1,385 days.

I look forward to that big talk.

Look, I egged him on. You saw it.

Multiple pairs of blue jeans

The guy's father doesn't know about his son.

seven, six, five...

Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!

I just wish it were happening to me.

having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?

Things sound so much better on vinyl.

That's what Bob said.

Oh, my God! What is this song?

I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz...

Or if I do, I can just shut it off.

Ten, nine, eight...

♪ You in that dress My ♪ ♪ thoughts, I confess ♪

I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters...

You stand up and see the lights on the buildings...

It's all right.