Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could have been a little nicer to Derek.

Look, I egged him on. You saw it.

Oh, my God! What is this song?

Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.

I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters...

I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.

Ten, nine, eight...

We accept the bed we think we deserve

Multiple pairs of blue jeans

I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz...

You stand up and see the lights on the buildings...

Well, it's kinda true.

- God. - Is that what they call him?

having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?

She got in, Charlie.

Page 291 in your book.

I look forward to that big talk.

and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice.

- Below average! - Below average!

Freshman year is tough, but...

Hand them out, Sam.

is the only friend I make today...

Have a great Christmas break.

Hence the term "cliff hanger."

Things sound so much better on vinyl.

That's what Bob said.

seven, six, five...

I'm dating Peter now.

Hey, freshman toad.

Nancy Drew Midnight In Salem

Oh. So I finally got hold of Bob.

♪ I'm tired and I ♪

On the bright side...

I can't say I blame him really.

Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.

No, no, no, I'll sit.

Especially Sam. She's great.

It'll be our little secret, okay?

I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like.

Don't wake your sister.

but for all the wrong reasons.

and I know she would understand...

But Brad's a senior.

Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!

Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State...

♪ Don't dream it ♪

if you tell me which author invented the paperback book.

Tell it to someone who cares.

The guy's father doesn't know about his son.

Have a good one, guys.

I know you didn't.

Say hi to your dad for me.

I just wish it were happening to me.

Give us this day our daily bread...

I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you...

You'll see what I mean when you get to college.

♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪

We just wanna toast to our new friend.

No matter what Patrick did...

- Are you baked? - Like a cake.

- Charlie. - Oh!

You're beautiful.

You know what I mean.

Son of a bitch!

Or if I do, I can just shut it off.

Oh, he went home to Connecticut.

Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?

You don't have to say anything.

It's all right.

No, you know what I mean.

Just 1,385 days.

♪ How I started to cry ♪

And these assholes, they actually think they're being original.

♪ You in that dress My ♪ ♪ thoughts, I confess ♪

You made me not feel alone.

My last class of the day is Advanced English...