Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.

Do you have a favorite band?

As I enter the school for the first time...

Where are we going?

Then Monday in school, Brad would say...

Hey! Look who's here.

And this one's for me.

Are these all your books, Charlie?

I probably should have been honest about...

Did you have fun on your break?

God, would you turn it down? You're gonna make us deaf.

And Sam got her letter from Penn State.

Okay? This has to be our little secret.

I'll help you study for the next one.

I mean the way they treat those...

It's an antique joke. It's over.

Seeing what, Charlie?

You should learn to participate.

I just really want a milk shake.

Not really. How about you?

♪ Over our heads ♪

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

He also invented the serial.

what if I wanted her to die, Candace?

I mean, I don't know.

We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...

I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick.

He and his wife might go back there after this year.

Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.

♪ We can be heroes ♪

Will you marry me?

Yeah! Call it Slut and the Falcon.

So you're not scared of me?

You can take them again, you know.

♪ Will drive them away ♪

He begins every night really excited.

Shakespeare didn't write novels.

I'm just glad that you're happy.

What are you doing?

I just can't believe it.

Can we make them know that they deserve more?

I would have called it On Boring Pond.

but they're gonna need people when we go to college.

♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪

But she's not bitter or anything, make no mistake.

And I wouldn't make you nervous.

♪ Poor old Johnny Ray ♪

Catches his son with another boy.

And parents love you.

I couldn't find that song that we were listening to...

I love you, too.

They'll protect you.

All right, Charlie.

I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.

I know I should have been honest...

♪ Erotic nightmares ♪

My wife and I like it here.

♪ And the shame ♪

"Asleep." It's from Louder than Bombs.

You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys who treated me like shit.

Why all the clothes?

Can Charlie come out and play?

Where's the bathroom?

You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.

I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday.

I don't wanna bring back silverware.

If my parents ask me about it...

Come on, get dressed. You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.

Shovelin' snow, huh?

Basically Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time.

All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you.

I know this is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't.

I found the tunnel song.

No. Charlie-Charlie, just go. I can handle it.

Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.

My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker...

But after a while he runs out of things to keep himself numb.

All right. All right, guys, I got,

So that I don't have to break up with her.

I'm free now, right?

or know someone who's gone through it.

So come on, everyone.

you really find yourself.

When they realize they forgot the condoms.