Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And this one's for me.

My wife and I like it here.

My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.

You can take them again, you know.

Seeing what, Charlie?

♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪

Will you marry me?

He begins every night really excited.

What are you doing?

You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys who treated me like shit.

Are these all your books, Charlie?

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

I'm free now, right?

Do you have a favorite band?

Shovelin' snow, huh?

As I enter the school for the first time...

All right, Charlie.

So come on, everyone.

Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.

I would have called it On Boring Pond.

If my parents ask me about it...

I'll help you study for the next one.

All right. All right, guys, I got,

I probably should have been honest about...

You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.

No. Charlie-Charlie, just go. I can handle it.

You should learn to participate.

Can Charlie come out and play?

Okay? This has to be our little secret.

"Asleep." It's from Louder than Bombs.

We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...

what if I wanted her to die, Candace?

I don't wanna bring back silverware.

Yeah! Call it Slut and the Falcon.

Come on, get dressed. You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.

I love you, too.

God, would you turn it down? You're gonna make us deaf.

♪ And the shame ♪

Where are we going?

I found the tunnel song.

Hey! Look who's here.

I just can't believe it.

And Sam got her letter from Penn State.

♪ Over our heads ♪

♪ Erotic nightmares ♪

Not really. How about you?

So you're not scared of me?

Did you have fun on your break?

I mean, I don't know.

I'm just glad that you're happy.

I know this is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't.

I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday.

♪ Will drive them away ♪

Where's the bathroom?

I couldn't find that song that we were listening to...

Can we make them know that they deserve more?

So that I don't have to break up with her.

♪ Poor old Johnny Ray ♪

Basically Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time.

And I wouldn't make you nervous.

I know I should have been honest...

I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.

or know someone who's gone through it.

When they realize they forgot the condoms.

♪ We can be heroes ♪

My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker...

They'll protect you.

I just really want a milk shake.

I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick.

But after a while he runs out of things to keep himself numb.

you really find yourself.

All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you.

Then Monday in school, Brad would say...

Catches his son with another boy.

Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.

He and his wife might go back there after this year.

And parents love you.

It's an antique joke. It's over.

but they're gonna need people when we go to college.

Why all the clothes?

He also invented the serial.

But she's not bitter or anything, make no mistake.

Shakespeare didn't write novels.

I mean the way they treat those...