Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.

I can make you guys a copy if you want.

I should go back and apologize.

because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around.

We accept the bed we think we deserve

So he comes into the basement one night when he's supposed to be out of town.

Ah! He's never tossing that salad.

It sure is a nice house.

You gotta be kidding me.

You have really good taste, Charlie.

Yeah, of course. Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.

It's a surprise.

Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way.

I kept imagining what school would be like without them...

Now look at you in that suit.

- No. - Yeah, I did.

They did it with one of the sandwich bags.

We would have put those pennies in a metal box.

Their club's hosting a cotillion or something racist.

What's that spell?

♪ I want to go to bed ♪

I wanna do Secret Santa forever!

♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪

And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me.

- Hey. - Mary Elizabeth.

You're a wallflower.

Just asking myself, "Why do I and everyone I love..."

But I got my S.A.T. results back.

Not even like a second grade Valentine?

about music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

because I might be too busy trying to participate.

I dare you to kiss Alice.

Candace. Your brother's on the phone.

Sounds nice, doesn't it?

I guess it was hard, too...

Innocent Until proven guilty

I'm so touched!

He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him.

So I need a Rocky.

It's another world.

Can I ask you something?

They'll be gone all night.

It all feels very exciting.

We accept the bed we think we deserve

♪ And you ♪

This semester we're gonna learn about...

wallflower charlie

Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.

Trapper keeper Faggot

I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt.

Then why didn't you ever ask me out?

I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small."

♪ Forever and ever ♪

God, I miss Mom's cooking.

- What did I do? - You didn't do anything.

This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.

How's your clock coming?

And no one should be able to take that away.

So, Charlie. This is a party.

I feel good. You know what I mean?

All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa?

So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom.

♪ Can't you just see it? ♪

Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.

I read this in 7th grade.

and be yourself.

Patrick, It's the perfect song.

You guys are about to miss some severely hot fag-on-goth action.

♪ Forever and ever ♪

Going to get your birthday present.

I just get so messed up inside.

How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?

And she turned her life around.

I asked Patrick if he felt sad...

What are you doing with that plastic spork?

So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place?

He's never hit me before, and I promise you, he will never hit me again.

that you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad.

Thank you, Charlie!

♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good falling ♪

Every single time!

Oh, suck it, virginity pledges.

I used to listen to the worst Top 40.

No. I saw them when I was little...

I think the time is right now.

You want another one?

I don't want you to do that.

♪ And you ♪

- Can I have your cherry? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, no problem. Thank you guys for the ride.

but now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore.

♪ Then if anything grows ♪

one senior decided to make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen.

It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.

Well, what did you want?

Had lunch with Craig today.