Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, Charlie!

Had lunch with Craig today.

It's another world.

Oh, no problem. Thank you guys for the ride.

Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.

You have really good taste, Charlie.

This semester we're gonna learn about...

- What did I do? - You didn't do anything.

God, I miss Mom's cooking.

because I might be too busy trying to participate.

So, Charlie. This is a party.

What's that spell?

one senior decided to make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen.

I wanna do Secret Santa forever!

They did it with one of the sandwich bags.

You're a wallflower.

Well, what did you want?

I'm so touched!

It's a surprise.

And she turned her life around.

I just get so messed up inside.

♪ Then if anything grows ♪

I used to listen to the worst Top 40.

- Can I have your cherry? - Mm-hmm.

♪ And you ♪

You guys are about to miss some severely hot fag-on-goth action.

I asked Patrick if he felt sad...

but now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore.

Can I ask you something?

But I got my S.A.T. results back.

Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.

I read this in 7th grade.

How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?

We accept the bed we think we deserve

Going to get your birthday present.

- No. - Yeah, I did.

We accept the bed we think we deserve

You want another one?

♪ Forever and ever ♪

I guess it was hard, too...

Just asking myself, "Why do I and everyone I love..."

♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good falling ♪

So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place?

Not even like a second grade Valentine?

about music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

that you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad.

All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa?

So I need a Rocky.

This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.

Then why didn't you ever ask me out?

I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small."

wallflower charlie

And no one should be able to take that away.

because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around.

So he comes into the basement one night when he's supposed to be out of town.

I can make you guys a copy if you want.

I don't want you to do that.

I should go back and apologize.

Ah! He's never tossing that salad.

♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪

No. I saw them when I was little...

They'll be gone all night.

Patrick, It's the perfect song.

I feel good. You know what I mean?

So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom.

Their club's hosting a cotillion or something racist.

♪ Can't you just see it? ♪

He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him.

And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me.

and be yourself.

Candace. Your brother's on the phone.

♪ Forever and ever ♪

We would have put those pennies in a metal box.

♪ I want to go to bed ♪

Innocent Until proven guilty

He's never hit me before, and I promise you, he will never hit me again.

It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.

Yeah, of course. Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.

How's your clock coming?

What are you doing with that plastic spork?

Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way.

Sounds nice, doesn't it?

I dare you to kiss Alice.

I kept imagining what school would be like without them...

Now look at you in that suit.

You gotta be kidding me.

I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt.

Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.

Trapper keeper Faggot

I think the time is right now.

It sure is a nice house.

Every single time!

Oh, suck it, virginity pledges.

It all feels very exciting.

♪ And you ♪

- Hey. - Mary Elizabeth.