Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mmm. What a great word. Milk shake.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.

I'm talking about your pet ape just tripped me.

I started seeing things, so I passed out.

in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.

♪ And we can sing just ♪ ♪ like our fathers ♪

So you be careful. She'll ruin your life forever.

You, of all people.

I just want you to be happy.

Oops. Sorry, Nothing.

♪ Nothing could fall ♪

My parents have a good stereo, so...

I like to see how happy she was before she knew.

Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke place downtown.

Okay, listen...

Yep, this is the one. That's gonna be a great angle.

Yes. They call it the men's room.

It's all my fault.

♪ Thrill me, chill ♪ ♪ me, fulfill me ♪

I'd love to expose you to great things like...

Charlie just told me that his best friend shot himself.

- What did you just call me? - Just called you a faggot.

Have you ever heard this before?

Then I heard this old song.

♪ And you ♪

Thanks for staying up with me.

Hey, Charlie, you want this?

And I know it's the last day...

It's just a mix tape. No big deal.

How are you feeling, Charlie?

I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's.

Look who's here.

- Really? - I do.

Like I'm not there or something.

No, that's okay. I'm just sorry you have to go back and visit your dad.

Delve into our facilities.

Make us solve crimes.

And didn't try to sleep with that person at that party...

Would you maybe wanna go with me?

Let's go, Devils!

You're doing fine.

he had a man hanging from a cliff by his fingernails.

♪ We can be us ♪

I know. I just feel really bad about what I did.

She keeps driving away and dying.

Patrick never likes to be serious...

I don't know. If you like it, he should come.

Please, don't tell Mom and Dad.

Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night.

It's like when you say your name over and over again in the mirror...

I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?

Well, you know, Mom did say that you have good friends now.

and married his nice dad when we moved here.

Obviously, it is completely stupid.

"Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."

Do you like me?

You were very sweet but our relationship was too one-sided.

Those good friends?

Don't you just love old music?

Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat Christmas?

I could meet the love of my life any second.

♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good sinking ♪

Just so I say it to someone...

If you want to get better...

You really think so?

Charlie, please don't interrupt. You know I hate that.

♪ Creature of the night ♪

Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...

It's not a sport.

In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around...

Did your older friends pressure you?

Yeah, I hope so.

- You'd hope it would be warm. - Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.

God, what am I supposed to...

And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"...

He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden.

- Are you sure? You know I've seen... - Charlie, you're fine, man.

Have a good summer.

You know, she bosses people around sometimes.

Come on, Sam, he likes it, just look at him.

Call the police and send them to my house.

- What about Eides? You love Eides, right? - Yeah, of course. They're great.

the upperclassmen used to get her drunk at parties.

But they say if you make one friend...

Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.

♪ And I need action ♪