Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said that an hour ago.

Are you proud to be a senior...

Your heart is beating really fast.

How much we're alike...

Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.

Dressed so nice.

Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything to ruin our relationship.

- That's your suburban legend? - Yeah.

Look, my name is Patrick.

That's pretty good, Charlie.

but, you know, I'm still searching for it, so yeah.

I was in the hospital for a while.

by listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads...

You know, Charlie, I was thinking that, uh...

Thank you, sir, but if my English teacher...

Congratulations.

In fact, at the end of the third chapter of his first novel...

You're the best teacher I've ever had.

Especially since I know that they were all there for Patrick last year.

That sounds like fun.

Love always, Charlie.

I got jumped in a parking lot.

Just tell me how to stop it.

All right. "Chapter One."

But I don't care.

Pretty soon, you'll have a whole new group of friends, you know.

Thank you, Patrick.

The kind of pretty that deserves to make...

I have received a harmonica...

I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.

Do you see her?

Was he your first boyfriend?

everything was going to be okay.

You've never had a girlfriend?

Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance.

That's a great guess, but no.

♪ To treasure forever ♪

Even if you didn't know what I was talking about...

It's too late, Charlie.

Bob, did you get him stoned?

I mean, come on, "spaz"?

Oh. You don't know.

I was walking home. And...

I guess she had a reputation.

Hey, you know what? Why don't you guys get a room?

Just lucky, I guess.

Then he started to cry.

Do you want butter on your popcorn?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You got me a present?

♪ You need a friendly hand ♪

What's the plan? Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?

Oh, don't worry about that.

Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us...

Stop! Leave him! Stop!

so he hated all that stuff.

It's all about that night in the tunnel.

Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step. Don't worry.

I think you could write one of them one day.

What about your Aunt Helen?

I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry.

It's a record store downtown.

- We're gonna see each other in New York. - All the time.

Yeah, I know you saw something, but it's okay.

I'll try not to make you too jealous.

I thought you should have my clock.

You know I'm gonna call you all the time.

But despite that distinct possibility...

No, you're doing something wrong, I think.

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How's your first relationship going?

She was insane.

I was so hungry at the dance. I was gonna go to Kings...

that would be sort of depressing.

Oh, my God, they're playing good music!

Wow, this is a really tough one...

♪ Fade away but somehow ♪ ♪ I'll get through ♪

I just wish I could have found another way to break up.

How long does this take to work?

I felt really bad for Patrick.

- Yeah? - Shakespeare.

Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake.

Right? I have no idea.

There's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules.

I won't go into detail about all of it.

I'm sorry I haven't written for a while...