Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're right. I can't let people down anymore.

- Psst! You're holding the bat upside down. - Just pitch the ball.

I'm not a hologram, though I am crummy. Hank Aaron XXIV.

Show them they stink in a game they've never played before!

You stink, lady!

I've been training with Hank Aaron.

Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away.

Strike one! A personal best.

How 'bout your pizzeria plays a game against Planet Express?

raise fat, spoiled Earth kids,

I'm on the blernsball team at NNYU, and I was hoping to get to play in the majors soon.

In 77 innings, you haven't gotten a single out.

and as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,

Eh, why is your number "7/8"?

Sorry about that!

against pro ball's worst female anything.

Poor Tex. He was quite a shark.

next year will be our year

Mets lose again. Man, I haven't seen play this bad...

I didn't hit the batter!