Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who could've imagined that reforms would pay off so quickly?
I'm stuck in a dead-end job again. The kids will hate me...
-What do you want? -I came by to tell you you're fired.
...but no insurance plan covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil!
The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands.
Out of tartar sauce. They call this a portion?
Why get nothing while a guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?
...we had a problem with fish sticks at lunch.
-Who told you? -You did.
Saving it for a rainy day, right?
Come here, you.
-I'm a big fool. -No, you're not.
-Proceed, Smithers. -Our first issue is low productivity...
...offsetting the one-time cost, for a net savings of $5--
I was big man on campus until my senior year...
Three cents' worth of sauce could save us hours in labor.
Backrubs for harried executives. I'll show you.
Got that speech in five minutes. You're not going to hang yourself?
K is for key
I want you to weave your magic with my executives.
Dimoxinil can help me grow as much or as little hair as I want to.
-Stop wasting our time. -Shut up!