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But you do. You've been squirreling it away.
-And the kids will get over it. -And? What about loving me?
Some women find bald men quite virile.
-Good morning, Moe's Tavern! -It's the president.
You're a fraud and a phony, and they'll find you out.
-Bye, Karl. I'm gonna miss you. -Bye, Mr. Simpson.
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...my glory was a bright shock of strawberry blond curls.
I found Dimoxinil, the breakthrough in hair regrowth.
I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance.
...an executive has bilked you out of $1000.
-This bald man has no ideas. -lf it's a joke, I'm not laughing.
Stunning. Absolutely stunning.
Let the fools have their cheap eggs
I know what they are! Get to the point.
Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.
Hair. Hair. Just like everybody else.
Oh, that big speech!
-How? -He charged Dimoxinil.
Here.
-You did this? -I didn't overstep my bounds?
Telling us how to run things. He doesn't have hair.
You've ruined me, you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!
The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?
I heard this a lot