Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We do have a product which is more in your price range.

Enjoy your tartar sauce, boys.

A thousand bucks? I can't afford that!

Hello, Mr. Simpson. I'm Karl.

I know what it is, a new tie.

Why don’t you get a haircut, you hippie!

So he has one less ivory back scratcher.

-Are you still awake? -I've never been more awake in my life.

-Good morning, everybody. -Good morning.

Get out of here before I reconsider.

Homer, don't be a sap.

-The big words are spelled phonetically. -"Phonetically."

We'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge.

And you're not going to love me because I'm ugly and bald.

Have I done something extraordinary here today? No.

...the way you smother yourself in lime-green polyester.

However, any hair growth while using it will be coincidental.

And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher

-How old do you think I am? -I don't know. 102?

Those are my ideas. You people don't think!