Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Did you bring an umbrella today? -D'oh! No.
I did what any soldier would do when a grenade threatens his commander.
-Hire him. -I'll call you back.
Come here.
Our company doesn't look kindly upon insurance fraud.
It should cry out:
-Happy anniversary, Homer. -Our anniversary, are you sure?
But you've got your hair.
Simpson? An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image.
the second you turn 30
When Semi tries to explain something
Lots of money.
-Hey, what's happening, hepcats? -No way.
let the fools have their anti-woke water.
I know what it is. Make an example of this hooligan.
Hair. Just like everybody else.
What? Blast his hide to Hades!
I was watching the DuMont last night and I caught a documentary on Rommel.
Really? Well then, you're fired. Whoever you are.
-Patty, stop drooling. -Look who's talking.
Let the fools have their tartar sauce.
...when I became as bald as a plucked chicken.
Homer Simpson, you've been promoted. You're now an executive.
Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused.
-Shout it. -I am nature's greatest miracle!