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So I say, "Forget you, pal. Thanks for nothing."
-Allow me. -I said Simpson.
The colors of the Italian flag are red, white and what?
-Green. -I was right!
THROUGH JIKO KANRI THE JAPANESE ART OF SELF-MANAGEMENT
-Why don't you call the pharmacy? -I don't have $1000!
Let the fools have their dysentery sauce.
Give me your plate. Don't crowd. Plenty for everybody!
Just walk me to my car.
-Stop whining, chrome dome. -lf I had hair, you wouldn't say that.
Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years.
With pleasure, sir.
-How do you know? -Mother taught me never to kiss a fool.
Hmmm....
Well, well. Our dashing, young junior executive.
And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher.
Homie, my sisters are here.
Take three minutes to say goodbye...