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[DOOR OPENS]
Oh, right, listen, I'm kind of celebrating right now, so...
- I am, actually. - Me too. Sterling, l...
Although he has been a lot nicer ever since he was diagnosed.
Sterling. Good morning, dear.
What the fuck?
...but it's not, you know, obviously, not as good as no cancer.
What the shit
PAM: That's a good attitude. CHERYL: Totally.
- Pam. - Your mom's got breast cancer.
So you wanna tell me what's going on?
Oh she’s beatin’ his ass
I mean, you know. I drink socially
Well, you are just gonna kill me...
Okay, give him the booze. Jesus, I should get checked.
So it's weird.
- Rita. And you said you'd call me. - Really? To both statements?
Any unusual exposure to radiation?
[TRINETTE SIGHS]
- Mm-hm. - Or never, probably, knowing you.
- What? Nothing. - Lf you're texting about my...
Saturday, I watched a building burn down.
God, what a trip. Barely got back in time for surgery. You should've been there.
Wanna grab a drink later?
One sec. Talk to me.
So is me paying you child support, but you keep cashing the checks.
So, listen, about last night...
- Hi. - Not a new person.
- Wait, are you sure? - Of course I'm sure, I'm a doctor.
Hang on, Peggy, I got another call.
- There's no secret. We were just... - Mother, pardon me, sorry, one second.
[PAM LAUGHING]
- Gonna go put it on right now! - Then come see me.
Wrong answer.
Woodhouse, salt of the earth, who basically raised me.
- Hello? WOMAN: May I speak to Chet?
Uh, hey, you wanna grab a drink later?